Stormy Whitefalcon

Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn.
Then always be a unicorn.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Except for bears. Bears will kill you.

Romance is like sex, but without the handcuffs.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving may not be for you.

Orgasms are a great way to reduce stress and relax.
So if I tell you to go fuck yourself... it's because I care.