Criss P Bacon

Behold the Great Bacon of all Gor,
Born in the Mountains of the North and the Innocent Victim of a Green with too much time on her hands,
I only Visited her for a Purgative and ended up looking this.
Now I wonder the wastelands or Gor advertising diners and taking the occasional Mascot Job for Butchers shops.
As for rampant Passionate uninhibited Sex ?,
I would love to try it one day