Ziva Huntsman

I do love a good rp lure, and I don't care if it is in IMs while we are standing around somewhere kilin' time.
Walk up is on the yes list, and appreciated.

*SARCHOTIC: (adj) When you're so sarcastic people genuinely can't tell if you're joking or one inconvenience away from a villain origin story. You say something wild, everyone laughs...but slowly. Because there's a 40% chance you meant it. **note** 40% is a very low number when applied to me. Dangerously low...

If we're ever in a situation where I am the voice of reason...we are in a very very bad situation. Very bad...
If it doesn't bring you income, inspiration, or orgasms it doesn't belong in your life...
Chaos is my happy place.


Not stabbing someone when you want to, is a sign of sucessful adulting.
*I read it on the internet it must be true*
I feel as though a lot of my problems could be solved if I had a dragon.

***Picture by: Darkstalker Darkfold***