Captain Vándrial Kólos

IC SHIT!
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OH CRAP!!!!! LOOK OUT!
Just like the stench of a warm fart... I am back to linger around some more! Don't get a hard on, or nips perk so hard they pop like popcorn.
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Welcome to my profile, you pervert!!!

Hold on while I get my glasses... yep. I knew it... it's you.

Well shit, since you are here, My name is Vandrial. Or you can call me Admiral Vand or EL Admiral.. or Master, or Daddy.. lol Kidding on the Daddy, if I was, I would slap the snot out of you.

Not here for emotional support. If I seem like I care.. well SUPRISE!!! more than likely it will be forgotten when I click the X.
Not an asshole; but you know who you are.. those that are dependent on others stroking your ego of boohoos...

Gorean limits. OOH here we go. if I don't have limits on myself as a Gorean male, why are there so many others that have this and that in their profile. GOR WAS NOT EARTH. they didn't have the oooh treat me fair police, and sure the fuck didn't have the I'm a princess fairy that you need to serve me Master. yeah, fuck that. Be warned if you are a slave. you will be treated as such icly... in IM always OOC, but I will not stroke your ego or vag there either. SURPRISE!!!

Let's see. FW... *Sniffs the air* Got to love FW of GOR. when they are payed right. hubba hubba! Check out them Yams!!!!
Just keep it Goreant and I will too.

My Looks are mine, many tried to copy them, but they are mine. Don't like my glasses, clothes, tattoos, scars, hair, nose, dick size.. as I know mine is bigger than yours. Well too fucking bad. Move along. if that doesn't shut yer yip up.. then I have a ONE, TWO combo that is sure to have you liking life in a altered state of mind!

Can be a manic ass or as sweet as fuck, depends on you and how I feel about you. Note this is a character and is played that way, icly.. Not your best friend, unless I tell you, and no I am not here to give you a fucking verbal handjob about how amazing you, your avi, tits, ass, shape, or your dick.. see above and pay the fuck attention, will ya?

Now that being said. Shove off kid, Your mom is calling me for dinner!

Oh one more thing, I don't mind Para Rp, nor do I mind one liners, but if I got to wait long enough I have to fucking shave after, I am out. That shit is old and saggy as grandma's tits. If that shit was rubber, we wouldn't need fossile fuels! We could bounce our ass to the fucking moon and back.
Keep it shorter, detailed, and to the fucking point. I don't care what the weather is or how your ass crack smells in the breeze.. Just fucking RP!
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BC INFORMATION:
- Old Master Assassin, still around!! AKA's (ҚRONOS ŦΉÂNÂŦOS, Raven Storms, Serpent Golding) - MOSTLY RETIRED - NOT TAKING CONTRACTS!!!
- Original Avatar was taken by Second Life in 2006.
\ verifed and reinstated to the caste in 2013 /
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BC COVER:
CAPTAIN VANDRIAL of FIlTHY URT TRADING COMPANY of Turmus
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OUT OF ALL THE SHIT IN MY PROFILE, PUT YOUR FUCKING GLASSES ON AND, READ THIS!!!!
EVERYTHING IN MY PROFILE IS OOC / NOT TO BE USED ICLY

AND TO THE POINT YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME UNLESS I GIVE IT.