Alexei Valor

If you're a bit socially awkward and struggle to make new friends, a great way to get people to warm to you is to point out their spelling mistakes on the internet. People love stuff like that.

Opinions, much like a penis. It's ok to have one, but most will try to shove it down your throat

Perversion is a type of human behaviour that deviates from that which is understood to be normal - Demisexual

Manners are like great tits, if you have them, people will notice. Please, Thank you, kiss kiss