Serie has had horrible luck recently.
You could ask her about it, but beware, her story includes Chicago Cops, the Big Bird Gang, stale cookies and truly large objects.
Even worse, yesterday the EVIL SURGEONS kidnapped and took her to a horrible place where there wasn't cell service or even decent pizza! Their unspeakable surgical probings which she had to endure were.well....unspeakable! What could go wrong next? Her return to this world has been rife with danger and abject poverty.