RubyHarper

DISCLAIMER: CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE & MATURE CONTENT

[ I have a profound appreciation for humor. If I can elicit laughter and brighten someone's day, then I have achieved my objective ]


She kept shouting, "Give it to me, give it to me, I'm so fucking wet!" So, I gave her a bemused look and replied, "Ma'am, we've never met, and my umbrella is off-limits!" Just a friendly reminder: be cautious about who you share your city corner with during a downpour.

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Life is valuable. Don’t squander it on negativity, anger, or false beliefs. We get one shot—use it well and strive to improve each day.

If you find yourself unable to accept that others may make mistakes or hold opinions different from your own—and cannot respond to those moments with maturity and respect—then I invite you to take your leave.