Jenn

Me: I'm Unstoppable!
Therapist: "No I said you're unstable!"
Me: "Potato Patato.."

I identify as beautifully decorated anxiety

Idk how to flirt but I can make things awkward if you're into that.

I know it is a privilege to feel deeply, but what the fuck?!

Oh you don't like me? whoppty doo, neither did my own mother.

If I say goodnight to you, and you still see me an hour later. It doesn't mean I lied... I just failed...

You can't control everything. Your hair was put on your head to remind you of that.

Life is like a penis. Sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down.
But it wont be hard forever.

What doesnt kill you makes you... The proud owner of a bunch of unhelathy coping mechanisims and an alarmingly dark sense of humor.

"how sexually active are you?"
"Very, life fucks the shit outa Me and I dont remember the safe word"

Most people have an guardian angel.
I have a feral racoon with a crowbar that says:
"Let's make it worse..."

Unfortunately, I'm not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess, but I definetly a rooom temperature inconvience.

In a world where you can be litterly anything...
You still choose to be an asshole... interesting choice... but go on...

I really WANT to be in my soft girl era. bu t I can't cause the men I meet is in their soft girl era. And someone needs to be the man.

Just waiting for someone to invent protein wine so my fitness jurney can really take off!