Evan

Just IM me. I'm not going to lie about Ims being capped and to send me a notecard like I'm someone important. I'm just a dude.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. I'm a scholar and a gentleman, and I usually don't fall when I try to stand. Lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt, but I make these high heels work. ([https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=7I34zOUZCXM Themesong].)

Just another barbarian abducted to Gor.

️‍I like roleplay. This is a character not a representation of who I am OOC.