Allustrial

Soccer mom hobby kit, recommended for adults over 30

Comes with built in sass, critical thought, a twisted sense of humor, more kinks than your natural dreads, a love of music and dancing.

**Sold separately** Patience for stupidity, languages other than English.










.....Braaaaaiiiinnsssss


Almost there.....


Persistent are we..?










Sometimes arduous journeys are rewarding. I'm sorry to say, this isn't one of those moments, you scrolled down here for nothing.