Occisor

Occisor is pronounded: auk-SEE-zor
- I've been voice verified as a male by your mother, your sister, your aunt, your neice, your grandmother, your cousin Thelma, your step-mother, your daughter and someone named Gladys who you work with.
-Sarcasm is just one of the languges I am fluent in Typonese is another.
- Cisgender, Heterosexual and Polyamorous Sapiosexual
- Klaatu barada nikto
- I do not discuss politics, religion or the Great Pumpkin
- Why is a Raven like a writing desk?
- Why is a mouse when it spins?
- Seven Max Triad. (Secret Code)
- SLT+2
SL codes:
1) "I'm here to have fun" = tries to have sex with every girl he sees.
2) "I'm open minded" = tries to have sex with every transsexual girl he sees.
3) "If I have to voice verify for you you are insecure" = Does not respect the limits of other people.
4) "No men" = is a guy
5) "I'm a dominant guy" = he's scared, you could think he's a sub
6) "I'm a lesbian" = Is a guy
7) "I don't follow local chat" = Pretends to be important
8) "I am new here" = Using an alt account
9) "my IM's get capped" = Needs attention
10) "All IM's are logged" = Paranoid and think's everyone talks about them
11) "I can cam" = Would you like to see my cock on Skype?
12) "I hate drama" = Usually the one causing it.
13) "I'm a bitch" = Very insecure
14) Wears "Master" in a personal titler = Hopes someone, someday, will explain to him what a Master is.
15) Empty profile = Griefer or troll
16) "Mess with and I'll kill you!" = lives in his mom's basement
17) "IM me if you want to be my sub"= I'm too chicken to actually approach girls/guys.
18) frequently purge my friends list = narcissist afraid no one will notice their absent
19) Kajira in Gor = Odds are very good it is a guy.

A Real Dominant is:
Inspiring, not demanding
Confident, not arrogant
Assertive, not overbearing
Knowledgeable, not opinionated
Strong, not brutish
Honest, not deceitful
Trusting, not jealous
Caring, not callous
Empathetic, not indifferent
Open-minded, not bigoted
Accepting, not intolerant
Resilient, not brittle

Major T. J. "King" Kong: "Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff." - Dr. Strangelove

"Optimism: belief that everything will work out well. Irrational, bordering on insane." - K9 "The Armageddon factor"

The Riddle of the Sphinx: "which is the creature that has one voice, but has four feet in the morning, two feet in the afternoon, and three feet at night?" If the first is answered correctly then it appears there was a second: there are two sisters; one gives birth to the other, who in turn gives birth to the first. Who are they?" What are the answers?

What would happen if you added up the reciprocal of all square numbers: 1 + 1⁄4 + 1⁄9 + ...? (Ans: π2⁄6.) (Hint: Euler and so-called Basel problem)

Roses are read
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And some am I