Captain Vandrial

Welcome to my profile, you pervert!!!

Hold on while I get my glasses... yep. I knew it... it was you.

Well shit, since you are here, My name is Buzzard. Or you can call me Catpain Van or EL Capi Tan.. or Master, or Daddy.. lol Kidding on the Daddy, if I was, I would slap the snot out of you.

Not here for emotional support. If I seem like I care.. well SUPRISE!!! more than likely it will be forgotten when I click the X.
Not an asshole; but you know who you are.. those that are dependent on others stroking your ego of booboos...

Gorean limits. OOH here we go. if I don't have limits on myself as a Gorean male, why are there so many others that have this and that in their profile. GOR WAS NOT EARTH. they didn't have the oooh treat me fair police, and sure the fuck didn't have the I'm a princess fairy that you need to serve me Master. yeah, fuck that. Be warned if you are a salve. you will be treated as such icly... in IM always OOC, but I will not stroke your ego or vag there either. SURPRISE!!!

Let's see. FW... *Sniffs the air* Got to love FW of GOR. when they are payed right. hubba hubba! Check out them Yams!!!!
Just keep it Goreant and I will too.

My Looks are mine, many tried to copy them, but they are mine. Don't like my glasses, clothes, tattoos, scars, hair, nose, dick size.. as I know mine is bigger than yours. Well too fucking bad. Move along. if that doesn't shut yer yip up.. then I have a ONE TWO combo that is sure to have you liking life in a altered state of mind!

Well, that's about it Kid.... I hope you ejoyed your stay, and get some rest you look like shit! ~Winks!~