M σ x x i

Let’s get one thing straight:
I don’t like 99% of people and I’m still being generous.
Sure, I have the occasional burst of social energy, but it’s about as rare as a sim without lag. I’ll try to be friendly, but the moment it feels like a chore? Poof. I'm out.

Getting close to me is like trying to win a boss fight on hard mode. You’ll need patience, persistence, and probably a snack break or two.
And just to be crystal clear: I’m not looking for a relationship.
If you're dreaming of a pixel wife and a full set of laggy prim babies. Keep dreaming, and keep walking.

My Level 1 access isn’t free, babe. Make me laugh, make me blush, or make me obey. Come soft? You’ll get ghosted faster than your last situationship.

Friends with benefits? Now that’s actually on the table. Negotiable. Fun-sized.

I’m a little (okay, a lot) kinky. I love to play, roleplay, and dive into the fun, freaky side of SL.

Also: shopaholic, shapeshifter, and proud of it. I might look totally different every time you see me. Think of it as dating the entire cast of a soap opera, without the emotional baggage.