Serpent™

Warnings: Extreme sarcasm
AOs will be judged.

- Insert how my slave is "owned" by some egotistical moron and to contact me if there are any "problems."

- Insert something about my IM's being capped, implying great popularity.

- Insert something about my deep loathing for drama. So much so that I shout "NO DRAMA!" at every opportunity. In a rather dramatic fashion.

- Insert a homage to all my trendy Second Life buddies.

- Insert a patronizing injunction to "not confuse" RL & SL