Professor Pixels

Professor Pixels.

Occupation: Self-Appointed Digital Academic
Specialty: Explaining the obvious with extreme confidence

Backstory:
Professor Pixels moved into Virtual Life claiming he was “just here to study the NPC ecosystem.” Three in-game weeks later, he’s running around in pajamas, surviving on energy drinks, and giving unsolicited lectures to strangers about why their furniture placement is thematically incorrect. He owns 47 bookshelves, has read none of the books, and insists they boost his “intellectual aura.”

Personality:
• Thinks every conversation is a seminar
• Calls quests “field research”
• Gets offended when characters don’t take notes

Unique Abilities:
• Passive Skill – Unskippable Dialogue: NPCs listen 30% longer than they want to
• Active Skill – Pop Quiz: Confuses enemies, friends, and himself
• Ultimate – Academic Rant: Stuns nearby players while Professor Pixels explains lore that may or may not be correct

Weaknesses:
• Loses stamina when ignored
• Takes emotional damage from patch notes

Daily Routine:
Wakes up late → rearranges his house for “optimization” → forgets main quest → argues with NPCs → calls it progress.

Catchphrase:
“This isn’t a mistake—it’s an experimental outcome.”