Mystical Storm

Normally I sit in the background, and listen to what is happening in my surroundings, if you find me talking, it is because my wife is by my side, the one that has the power to bring me out of my shell.
I am like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get unless you read the contents, be warned I :

Tell bad jokes
Can be a Brat and a brat
Cross me once, shame on you cross me twice learn to face the consequences
Loveable with heart of gold

I have a slave heart, a submissive nature, but life has hardened me, and I will take the bull by the horns and beat it down, thus I have to identify as a switch, as I can flip at any time, I will protect those near and dear, if you have a problem come to me or my wife, we help you as much as we can.