Eros

Don't bother messaging if you're only looking for sex. Just take your clothes off and shut the fuck up. No, I don't want emotes. There's a poseball right there. Just jump on and occasionally type "oooh" or "mmmm." That shit'll make my dick pop off and fly across the room.

Also, I don't do long-term commitments or attachment. However, my mother may want to meet you and it's absolutely necessary that you accept and promote the idea that I'm an international spy. It's a deal-breaker.