Floki Vilgerðarson

If you're dating someone who doesn't get your Star Wars puns, you're looking for love in Alderaan places.
I tried to catch some fog once, but i mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
I know a guy addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop any time.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
They told me i had Type A blood. but it was a Type O. SO, a dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Energizer bunny arrested: Charged with battery.