Hunter

For fun, I like to ingest magic mushrooms and then grunt, howl, bite on my shield, gnaw on my skin, launch myself into battle where I indiscriminately injure, maim and kill anything in my path. On a first date, I like to carve our intitials in a tree because it's the most romantic way to let chicks know that I have a really sharp knife and I know how to use it. Beats breaking out the harmonica and playing Liszt because I can't play the harmonica for shit.