Cat O'Neintals

She’s the reason sailors run aground and captains forget their compass. With curves sharper than a cutlass and a smile worth more than a chest of doubloons, Eeka Mouse makes even the saltiest seamen blush harder than a deckhand on his first shore leave.

Her hips sway like a ship in a storm, her laugh’s hotter than Caribbean sun, and rumor has it she can drink a whole barrel of rum without smudging her lipstick. Sailors swear she once stole a man’s gold, his heart, and his pants all in the same night.

When she purrs “aye, captain,” even the ocean waves stand to attention. And if ye dare cross her? Let’s just say she leaves her enemies high, dry and beggin’ for more.

Her motto? “Why be a damsel in distress when ye can be the reason for it?”